Description: If you log into usenet you can probably get a pretty silly list of of names of alt.* groups. Let's see if we can get a really silly list. Despite what some people have sent in, I'm looking for Usenet names, not website names. So www.hukedonfoniks.com doesn't work, but soc.impediments.speech.huked-on-fonix is fair game.

Guidelines:
1. You may have more than one name per entry, but they must be in a heirchy. (Incidentally, a heirchy will count as one group name)
2. No names of existing newsgroups (even if you just drop the alt.)
3. E-mail entries to webcomment2020@trevorstone.org with the subject of Contest: Usenet

The Submissions:
1. alt.fashion.fabric.patterns.polka.polka.polka. (say it out loud)
   woodman@dpc.net (Mark Woodman)
2. alt.binaries.erotica.genitalia.Presidential
   m.jameson@hunterlink.net.au (Michael Jameson)
3. alt.psychedelic.red.green.yellow.blue.purple.orange.green.red.blue.yellow.you.get.the.picture
   adam_locke-norton@mindlink.bc.ca (Remendi)
4. alt.fiction.fantasy.sci-fi.starwars.parallels.startrek.crossover.drwho.alternate_universe.Magic__The_Gathering.WotC.OtherCCGs.SWCCG.strategy.deck_creation.combos.where.the.%$^&$.am.I?!?!?!?
   morden@globalnet.co.uk (Morden)
5. alt.binaries.$5-pyramid-scams.spam.spam.spam
   mpwengr@primary.net (marty walsh)
6. alt.movies.new-releses.march.space-oriented.star-wars.sequals.jedi-related.return-of-the-jedi.discussions.charactors.robots.R2D2.arguments.color.green.dark-green.forest-green.web-pages
   rpremji@robin-nvh.bvsd.k12.co.us (Rafiq Premji)
7. alt.startrek.fan-fiction.parodies.time-travel.twentieth-century.newt-gingrich.changelings.infiltration
   bdillon@mindspring.com (Capt. Brendan Dillon)
8. alt.food.spam.ugh
   mpwengr@primary.net (marty walsh)
9. alt.broke.unemployed.overeducated.misunderstood
   wl471@freenet.victoria.bc.ca (Bob Wakulich)