This list was created by Jerry Maguire, an English teacher at Center Grove High School in Greenwood, Indiana.
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Instructions: Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou" (or "You" for modern uses) and thus shalt thou (translated - so you will) have the perfect insult. Let thyself go -- mix and match to find a barb worthy of the Bard!
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artless
bawdy beslubbering bootless brazen churlish cockered clouted craven currish dankish dissembling distempered droning errant fawning fitful fobbing froward frothy gleeking gnarling goatish gorbellied greasy grizzled haughty hideous impertinent infectious jaded jarring knavish lewd loggerheaded lumpish mammering mangled mewling paunchy peevish pernicious prating pribbling puking puny purpled quailing queasy rank reeky roguish roynish ruttish saucy sottish spleeny spongy surly tottering unmuzzled vacant vain venomed villainous waggish wanton warped wayward weedy wenching whoreson yeasty |
base-court
bat-fowling beef-witted beetle-headed boil-brained bunched-backed clapper-clawed clay-brained common-kissing crook-pated dismal-dreaming dizzy-eyed dog-hearted dread-bolted earth-vexing elf-skinned empty-hearted evil-eyed eye-offending fat-kidneyed fen-sucked flap-mouthed fly-bitten folly-fallen fool-born full-gorged guts-griping half-faced hasty-witted heavy-handed hedge-born hell-hated horn-mad idle-headed ill-breeding ill-composed ill-nurtured iron-witted knotty-pated lean-witted lily-livered mad-bread milk-livered motley-minded muddy-mettled onion-eyed pale-hearted paper-faced pinch-spotted plume-plucked pottle-deep pox-marked raw-boned reeling-ripe rough-hewn rude-growing rug-headed rump-fed shag-eared shard-borne sheep-biting shrill-gorged spur-galled sour-faced swag-bellied tardy-gaited tickle-brained toad-spotted unchin-snouted weak-hinged weather-bitten white-livered |
apple-john
baggage barnacle bladder boar-pig bugbear bum-bailey canker-blossom clack-dish clotpole coxcomb codpiece crutch cutpurse death-token dewberry dogfish egg-shell flap-dragon flax-wench flirt-gill foot-licker fustilarian giglet gudgeon gull-catcher haggard harpy hedge-pig hempseed hedge-pig horn-beast hugger-mugger jack-a-nape jolthead lewdster lout maggot-pie malignancy malkin malt-worm mammet manikin measle minimus minnow miscreant moldwarp mumble-news nut-hook pantaloon pigeon-egg pignut puttock pumpion rabbit-sucker rampallion ratsbane remnant rudesby ruffian scantling scullion scut skainsmate snipe strumpet varlot vassal waterfly whey-face whipster wagtail younker |