10 Curses

Thou grizzled flap-mouthed hempseed!
Thou wayward ill-nurtured whey-face!
Thou beslubbering dizzy-eyed clotpole!
Thou beslubbering half-faced vassal!
Thou quailing beetle-headed dogfish!
Thou goatish shag-eared hempseed!
Thou pernicious weak-hinged minimus!
Thou cockered bunched-backed ruffian!
Thou gnarling fen-sucked malignancy!
Thou sottish dog-hearted crutch!


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