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53 More Things To Do In Zero Gravity

Description: "...more popular than Celestial Home Care Omnibs, better selling than 53 More Things To Do In Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Kaluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?" -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, describing the book.

Fanatic readers of the works of Douglas Adams are doubtless curious what the 53 things are that are that are referred to in 53 More Things To Do In Zero Gravity. Well, perhaps we can find out.

Guidelines: Sumbissions should be emailed to tstone@flwyd.dhs.org with a subject line of Contest: Gravity. The Submissions:

  1. Add many more pages to the Kama Sutra
    www.nccc.com/library (samantha twist)
  2. Help sysiphus with his rock
    mattiejc@aol.com (jeri galloway)
  3. Take about 10% off your purity test.
    sparky@iws.net
  4. stuff toothpaste BACK into the tube
    mattiejc@aol.com (jeri galloway)
  5. Have a mad game of basketball
    alieneyes@mailexcite.com (Allison Schiefer)
  6. See if it's actually possible to go piss up a rope.
    callen@ocsblount.com (Chris)
  7. Piss outside and see what happens.
    nagashizzar@hotmail.com (James Pearce)
  8. Count how many seconds it takes a frisbee to land after you've thrown it.
    TDillman@home.com (Blair Parker)
  9. See how far you can throw a baseball.
    Valjn24601@hotmail.com

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